whats random about toilet paper?

pff I was like bro toilet paper sucks so rough and uncomfortable why not change the world and make a 10ply toilet paper! We could wipe a smile on everyones face one butt at a time. It would end wars causing world peace it would save marriages Lady Gaga could make a dress out of it Bieber could sing a song about it like (baby baby no like baby baby no more butt rashes for me ya) while Usher danced with it. I'm just saying this could be a great way to help out. It will be totally green so Hollywood wouldn't hate, rich people like George Bush and Bill Gates would dig it. Great conversation starter fun for the family and makes every bath room luxurious. So this really is a proposal to you join me and fund the greatest idea sense they mixed burritos with fries..... Thanks for reading subscribe and leave comments below.