JLOs Booty

Now the economy is just terrable as Charles Barkley would say so its caused me to start thinking of ways to make money. Know theres always getting in to drugs, lap dancing, being a one-hit wonder etc. But theres away to get rich quick, now im only looking for one partner in crime so the person who is most qualified for the job will become my accomplice in the heist of the century. Okay this plan isn't well thought out but that's why i need a partner like, Sunny to my Cher, the Hall to my Oats, the Bieber to my Usher, the moon walk to my Michael Jackson, the Will to my I-Am, So far I got the outline we steal JLOs million dollar booty, one of us goes on American Idol and gas her from there it gets tricky we need to figure out how to remove the booty and from there get out of the building its a great plan just need the details to be ironed out. Thanks for reading leave comments and subscribe!

whats random about toilet paper?

pff I was like bro toilet paper sucks so rough and uncomfortable why not change the world and make a 10ply toilet paper! We could wipe a smile on everyones face one butt at a time. It would end wars causing world peace it would save marriages Lady Gaga could make a dress out of it Bieber could sing a song about it like (baby baby no like baby baby no more butt rashes for me ya) while Usher danced with it. I'm just saying this could be a great way to help out. It will be totally green so Hollywood wouldn't hate, rich people like George Bush and Bill Gates would dig it. Great conversation starter fun for the family and makes every bath room luxurious. So this really is a proposal to you join me and fund the greatest idea sense they mixed burritos with fries..... Thanks for reading subscribe and leave comments below.